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*whispers to you during sex*

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Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.

ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

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toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

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